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Jesus v. Deities

The theological or theomatical equivalent of an identity versus an equation—it is like comparing the infinite solutions of Christ to the extraneous or faux solutions of gods and goddesses.
Without Christ in the equation, it’s just an expression; a false prophet or guru would offer a faux or extraneous solution with quasi-zero suspicion from the flock they’re leading or deceiving—this is why people need to learn about the spiritual truths in the “Jesus v. Deities” eternal war.
by Fasters January 30, 2023
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Demitri

The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demitri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demitri's won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demitri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demitri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.
Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demitri because Demitri's are way too cool for that shit.
by can't find me October 6, 2010
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Deitobi

A yaoi pairing between Deidara(Dei) and Tobi(tobi) of the Akatsuki. Normally Deidara is seme, but on some ocassions Tobi is seme instead because he is taller and physicly stronger than Deidara.
Laxun: I just read the cutest Deitobi fanfiction!
Tepa: Deitobi is so cute!
Laxun: I know, right?
by Laxun14 August 17, 2008
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Denitze

Denitze is a girl who listens to metal music and nothing else. She can be really annoying sometimes. She is also someone who drinks a lot of alcohol and does funny things when she is drunk. Too bad the next day she feels like shit and has to puke the whole day. Denitze never learns from her mistakes.
Look at her, she is totally a Denitze
by winterlakes January 23, 2011
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Demitri

Demitri is a type of friend which everyone should have. He is sometimes retarded but in the best way possible. He is a funny, caring and overall amazing person to be friends with. He is one of a kind and is an alright basketball player. Be careful not to mess with him or else he will fuck you up.
Oh my gosh i wish i had a friend who would fight my enemies
Oh that’s right i can go get Demitri
by dab on the haters September 25, 2019
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Debitchilate

To debitchilate means to remove the "bitch", "bitchness" within an individual. This can and may include the use of fists, a palm to the face, hitting with a basebat, to jack-smack the hell out of someone. To make a man of. To grow the fuck up.
No examples. Yet. You got one? Then put on here, already. Damn.

Fine. In order to debitchilate your son,...take him hunting and let him kill something with his own hands.
by BaitzBoy August 23, 2009
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Denitria

A beautiful black woman eager to take on any challengr that comes her way,can show you the world in a way you could never imagine
You are a true denitria
by Waterr January 8, 2017
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