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demockeracy

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".
Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!
by AdamNTM February 23, 2012
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Puppet Democracy

A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.
America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.
by Alpha gee October 17, 2008
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Democrackhead

A Democrat who is addicted to power and money like a crackhead is addicted to cocaine. Like Crackheads, they will lie, cheat and steal to achieve their progressive goals.
That Democrackhead just lied to Congress, cheated the last election and is trying to steal my 2nd Amendment rights.

Maybe if the Democrackheads focused on the economy and making our borders secure, America would be a better place to live.
by KeepTheChangeIWantAmericaBack February 15, 2013
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Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement
Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022
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Democants

The best name for the Democratic Party of 2017 due to their inability to be relevant.
I wish the lame Democants could actually stop the crazy Republicans; but they are seemingly unable to do anything this year.
by Major Thomas December 29, 2017
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The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.
In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.
by The Big H April 25, 2005
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democrap

1. Obamacare; 2. Anything found spewing from the mouth of Nancy Pelosi; 3. What the Kennedy family and their ilk (see 'Daley') have been force feeding America for over half a century; 4. AKA Socialism
Gee, that health care bill being illegally crammed into law sure is a load of democrap!

I was standing in front of the dais during a Speaker of the House press conference and had to take my suit to the cleaners to remove all the democrap stains.
I thought Chapaquidik (sp?) was the most disgusting democrap around, until I saw Richie Daley get away with the Quinn inheritance scam.
Interesting, isn't it, that Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union were both full of democrap?
by enigmat March 20, 2010
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