Demitri

These are some of the best friends you could ever ask for, they love telling jokes and having fun. They may seem really happy but make sure to check on them because they need help with sadness from time to time. Demitri's make some of the best boyfriends because they are soft and caring more than a lot of people. They know how to treat a girl properly and can always make her smile. If a Demitri ever opens up to you this is because they really trust you, do not take advantage of them because they can get back 10 fold. Overall Demitri's are good people who make great friends.

Hey it's Demitri! I hope he's been having a good day.

by The Boyfriend if a potato October 13, 2020

Demitri

An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.

Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!

Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.

by Mr. Thrills June 30, 2011

Demitry Lyons

To do a Demitry Lyons is to hide your identaty, hug childeren and watch vidios of adolecence in public and to commit to a dry humping three way in highly populated areas.

Did you see Demitry Lyons in McDonalds with them kids earlyer?!

by friend69 October 13, 2011

Dematress firm

A boy who will make anybody laugh,he is from kentucky and is friends with margo,antonio pizzeria,edwards mechanic shop,and nehiem

Dematress firm come here
Meach man meach man yea thats me

by Meachyjr June 2, 2019

Dumitrescu

A pârțar from whom you can borrow money.

Guy 1: Can you give me some money for weed?
Guy 2: Yeah man, of course.
Guy 1: Thanks man, you're such a Dumitrescu.

by don bulano October 22, 2019

demitrias

a man who has alot of hoes. Can be refered to as pimp

Did you see Jacksons IG story?
Yea hes such a demitrias

by whatsobamaslastname January 22, 2020

demitrus

Demitrus is a romantic person that loves to laugh. He/she is an outgoing and not very understanding. Random sounds and noises is what this person is know for that’s all they do and it makes everyone laugh. This person have a horrible Temper though and it can really get annoying but besides that this person is an amazing person to have around.

Boy: wow
Girl: what?
Boy: I love demitrus

by oinotna>backwards February 12, 2022