delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said

is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Delayedest

It’s when u are delayed but you are the delayedest outta everyone

We are all delayed I’m just the delayedest outta the delayers

by Lovebunny21 June 29, 2019

Deayera

The fine ass beautiful ass lady she know how to treat herself and she thick ass the best lady you can find

Boy 1:who is that?
Boy 2:Deayera with her fine ass
Boy 3 :who yall talking about?
Boy 2: deayera

Boy 3:i want her

by Toocutedede October 9, 2019

Delayed Gratif*ckation

A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).

Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.

by beard_lover March 31, 2020

delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

Delayrium

- A delayed re-action condition caused by lack of sleep, busy doing shit, distracted, pissing round, fucking round, dicking round, hand on it or up it, playing God, brainless, vacant, forgetful, task less, clueless, doesn't give a monkey's or is just plain lost. Resulting in a person or persons who takes far longer periods of time than is normally expected to answer, reply, respond, pick up, drop off, arrive, leave, not even bother, or never.

Leading to... They are in total delayrium, those fudge packers said they would get back to me days ago about going to the shop to get their Tutus fitted.

by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. May 25, 2023

Corey DeLater

cutest kid on the face of the earth! (:

although at times he may be mean and insulting in his own way that is how he shows his affection.

that kids soo cute.... his names gotta be Corey DeLater

by salt licker 2.0 April 17, 2011