The Rona Deception

When you think a girl is hot when she has a mask on, but when it comes off she's ugly.

Justin: Dude, I saw this hot bird with smokey eyes at Chick-fil-A, but when she took off her mask to bite in her Grilled Chicken Club she looked like Beetlejuice.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.

by Powerbi August 4, 2020

weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

by Barny July 9, 2003

zero debation

when your mind is made up on a topic or if something is 100% going to happen.

Person 1: yo! is andrew going to get with that girl??

Person 2: zero debation.

by BRhodes October 20, 2010

inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

diamond deception

the illusion, manifesting a few days after becoming engaged, that women you know other than your fiancée have become vastly more attractive than they were before your engagement, causing you to temporarily question your decision to propose.

Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."

Guy 1: Hey, congratulations on your engagement last week!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!

by newfiance July 1, 2010

self-defecating humor

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.

Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.

by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

Deception Tab Shift

When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.

Deception Tab Shift

Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook

by Almanianc3D May 3, 2010