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Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
by Nick October 18, 2004
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Defcore

A scenester who stands so close to the speakers at gigs his/her ears bleed. Later to be found staggering home alone as he/she could not hear their friend's calling their name at the venue and have lost their sense of balance.
"Did you see that defcore cunt? Looked like his brain was seeping out of his lugs!"

"Dude thats a bit harsh."

"What do i care? Cunt can't hear whatever i call him."
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009
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Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.
by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023
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defcop

.(1)short for a definite cop (see cop).
yo that shirt is a defcop i have to have it.
by Dakota Stiles March 21, 2005
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DEMComics

A very fun website to go to. lol yes it is my site, but trust me it is very fun to go to. www.geocities.com/demmaster I have RPGs, a Chat room, a ForumBoard and much more stuff. All created by me.
I am the Owner of DEMComics
by demmaster June 17, 2004
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Defcon Gaming

Previously know as defconnations, Defcon Gaming is know for its star member, Squidy. Squidy is the most well know and most talented staff member in Defcon Gaming and should be given discord moderator because he sees every post the second it is posted and would not abuse this because he has put too much time into purgers, the forums, and discord to risk getting a ban. @sgt. Val make me discord moderator and I’ll pay you $2.
Defcon Gaming’s best staff member is Squidy.
by Totally not Squidy April 10, 2019
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explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day
by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003
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