December 17th

Ditch day. It is the 2nd ditch day of december.
Everyone ditches school for a second time.

Teacher “Where is everyone”
Student “Its december 17th”

by School is bad December 06, 2021

December 17th

Give one of your home head day

Tom - Its December 17th
Jake - Fuck no I can't suck you off
Tom - Get on your knees

by YesIDoLoveHead December 15, 2021

December 17th

Goop Day! a day in which we celabrate the Crab!! get all your freinds togeth and have a goopy time!!! slosh around and hangout , dont forget the sacrafice at 3am though … but other then that you have goolish goopyastic time ppl!!! :D

“hey! its december 17th soon! you know what that means!”

“its finally Goop Day!”

by Proxion (AKA CRAB LOVER) December 01, 2023

December 17th

National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!

Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!

by anonymous December 18, 2020

December 17th

December 17th, 2021 had the most school shooter threats

Girl: I don't want to go to school on december 17th
Boy: Why?
Girl: Decamber 17th 2021 was the most shooter school threats

by Queer_here69 December 17, 2021

december 17th

the anniversary of spider-man no way home

man 1: whats the date?
man 2: its december 17th!
man 1: so?
man 2: its the anniversary if spider-man no way home!!

by knightwing08 December 17, 2022

December 17th

National post your bestfriend day.

Bella: what day is it today?!
Mark: are you kidding me? Everyone knows it’s December 17th, National post your bestfriend day!

by Slaypuassyyy December 17, 2022