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decapidead

What happened to John?

Oh, he's decapidead...
by narwhalinthecorner April 2, 2019
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Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009
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Decapitated

An awesome death metal band from Poland.
Decapitated are better than you.
by zappp November 15, 2005
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Decriminalization

The sad sorry term that keeps the fuzz in power.
Weed has been under decriminalization in 12 states but you'll probably just get busted like everyone else.
by Tarzan420 March 3, 2009
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decapitation fetish

One who gets sexually aroused by severed heads have a decapitation fetish.

While people may consider this a serious mental or psychological disorder, it is better characterized as a hidden, barbaric side of the person.

As with any other fetish, the person is still socially acceptable, as long as nobody finds out and he/she can keep his/her thoughts in control.
Swinging his axe at the elven archer, he violently severs her beautiful face from her shoulders. As Elnaira's beheaded body falls to the ground, Bronsk grabs her decapitated head by her soft hair and comtemplates his new trophy: her peaceful blue eyes staring into nothingness, her blood-soaked mouth invitingly open, her tongue ready to caress his orcish phallus...

Bronsk would take the leader's head back home and release his barbaric lust by violently thrusting through its every orifice... then putting it on a stake outside, and then proceed to ejaculate on Elnaira's sweet features as a last act of lust and disgrace to her.
by Bronsk the Orc January 3, 2005
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the dearing

A name that one calls himself when he's feeling cool at hell. When you feel jiggy about yourself.
Damn son, I feel like the dearing tonight!!!
by dizzle pizzle April 14, 2007
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Demari

A kind person who if he loves you he would forever love you he has a bad temper and anger problem he plays a lot and will go off on you in 0.1 second
Person: Did you see Demari go off on dude from around the corner yesterday.

Friend: yea he really got anger issues let me stay out the way.
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