Designated Drunk Driver

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.

Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.

by Kurt Grendel January 29, 2008

Lost Star Design

Is your spiritual self. /And like our moon, moves the tides and stays in orbit without being seen.

A Lost Star Design production is off the hook.

by K2theMuthaFucxnT April 2, 2018

masa works design

listen to them 👍

guy 1: "bro imagine not listening to masa works design"
guy 1's mom: "are you high again?"

by egg_whites January 14, 2022

the design is very human

Misspelling of “the design is very humane”. Comes from the Chinese TikToker @humg….0 (formerly @hmg….4) known for making *very* inhumane, unnecessarily cruel inventions that lead to the mutilation and destruction of mannequins. The tagline is used in every video. When used as slang, it is a response to overly complex concepts/contraptions

Here is a contraption I made to prevent snoring. The design is very human.
*cue video of mannequin getting decapitated*

by Rhythm Heaven March 5, 2023

Data Design Interactive

Quite possibly THE worst videogame developer in the history of mankind. They are responsible for many shovelware titles that score no higher than 1.0 out of 10 and should be banned from making games for Nintendo's Wii. There is also an online petition to ban the company from developing for Nintendo.

(you): Yo, this "Action Girlz Racing" is looking pretty badass.
(friend): Nah nigga, Data Design Interactive made that one. It scored 0.8 out of 10!

by morph09 February 13, 2009

serial designation n

N is a friendly character despite his job. Despite this, he's entirely capable of hunting down people and has been shown to have great skill in doing so.

"I'm Disassembly Drone N. I love three things: Dog stuff, m ̱͓̪͔̻͌̐u̴̬̻̳̘͐̃̀̑̓͆͝ṟ ̡̢̖̮͖́d ̢͎̭̯͎̠͓̽̂̎̊ë̴̺͍̪̮̩͕́͐͛͐͝͠r̵̜̀͂͋̅͘ ̶̱̣͓̜̉͐͛s̵̢̢͇̻̐̿̎͘t̶͚̟̭̲̩͗͛̂̄̕͠ù̴̟̆̏̇̅̚f̵̙͎̜́͗̏̑̕f ͇̪̣̮̬̻̱̩̀, and debilitating cognitive dissonance."

" I'm Serial Designation N!"

by 110111011010101 December 14, 2021

intelligent design

An attempt by the apologists for creationism to artificially inject their metaphysical theory with scientific credibility. Intelligent design makes the "deduction" that the development of complex life on this planet was an intelligent creator, largly on the basis of argument by personal incredulity, a flawed understanding of Darwinian natural selection and fundamental misunderstandings of basic principles of thermodynamics and biology. Advocates claim natural selection/evolution (which they frequently confuse) are impossible, and often have links to other biblical-literlists that believe the earth is only 30000 years old, and other such fantasies. There is reason that the evidence would lead any impartial person to come to such conclusions; it is therefore an example of wishful thinking and by the principle of Occam's razon is a metaphysical (faith) based belief, not a scientific one. The continued deliberate obtuseness on this issue has led to fundamentalists attempting to force science teachers to present it in the classroom, and the general devaluing of science in the population of the US and other countries as a whole.

Although there is not a scrap of evidence for intelligent design, it is impossible to disprove (because god can do anything!), and hence it is a metaphysical theory.

Because natural selection is demonstrably observably occuring right now, it is a scientific theory.

by l42emmings September 13, 2005