kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.

Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Chainsaw

A concoction of ice cold tequila, tabasco, Roses, and lemon-lime mix Garnished with black pepper. Co-invented by the LV4.

After the Cubbies game the LV4 headed to the Gingerman to have a few chainsaw shots along with their brewskis.

by LV4 February 6, 2008

chainsawesome

Comes from the Gamespy Forums. Basically, just an enhanced version of awesome, meaning more awesome than awesome. Can also be changed from "chainsaw"esome, to anything ending with an "aw" sound, such as Terry Bradshawesome, but none other than chainsawesome are "official" terms.

Tom: "Hey, did you see that new movie?"

Bill: "Yeah, it was chainsawesome!"

by Wes September 8, 2004

Chattanooga Chainsaw

When you are going down on a female and then you make a long spanish R sound, rolling your tongue, creating a chainsaw like noise. This works especially well in a construction yard.

Yo Tyrone what was all that racket in the yard last night?
Sorry dude I was givin my girl a Chattanooga Chainsaw.

by Xavier Cunningham October 12, 2014

The Texas Chainsaw

When three or more men are conjoined cock-to-ass and charge unsuspecting bystanders whilst yelling “VRRR VRRRRRR”.

“Holy Shit dude i just barely got away from those guys down the street doing the Texas Chainsaw”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

velvet chainsaw

the act of sexing a girl in the rear end using your velvet sheets as condom (sometimes substituted with silk sheets)

On the third day, 'Top sheet' Buchmeier gave a velvet chainsaw to white women everywhere and it was good.

by susentious June 24, 2007

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005