Dasianique

A Very mean person and flirty at times she definitely is a red flag but she can also have green flags too.

“Dasianique is so mean”

by Griffon12 January 28, 2022

Dasani Water

Pure shit

Dasani water is shit

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Dasani Scheme

The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.

Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”

Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Dasani

A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive. Shes a down to earth person who is an observant. She loves to make everyone feel comfortable. If u ever need someone to talk to without judgment Dasani will be there. If u have a Dasani keep them close because she’s hard to come around.

Dasani is like the water

by bbddd November 20, 2023

Dastaning

Being obnoxious and saying racial slurs and regular slurs for no reason at all and overall being a bitch.

Person 1: *Being obnoxious*
Person 2: Stop Dastaning nigger!

by Skibidimoggernigojidoijafd February 20, 2025

Dasani Effect

The Dasani Effect is when one's experience with a piece of media is so bad, it makes them avoid the entire genre/catagory it is part of because they think it's all the same.

Do you genuinely hate all anime? I think that's just a Dasani Effect

by Akskaj March 29, 2026

Denzell Dascanio

Denzell Dascanio can be known as a dad. He is good at sports and is terrible at flirting than most guys. He is also ACD and ADD. Also he can serve good at ping pong but sucks at actually playing.

Denzell Dascanio is an over protective dad.

by Funny Friend Defintions June 28, 2018