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Darwin'd

When someone performs an incredibly stupid action that results in their death or their sterilization, it is said they have been "Darwin'd", as they have done humanity a favor by keeping their potentially genetic mental defects out of the gene pool. The name refers to Darwin's theory of evolution, in which a species survives and adapts by being the most fit (to pass their genes on), and anyone who has been "Darwin'd" clearly is not. Being "Darwin'd" is a prerequisite to winning a Darwin Award
John stood in front of a moving car after his friend dared him fifty dollars to. John was hit by the car, and is now in a persistent vegetative state. Due to his newfound inability to breed as a result of his poor judgement, it can be said that he has been "Darwin'd"
by Dr_dude December 12, 2018
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Doot dartism

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism
by Pedro el taco man September 4, 2020
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darwimp

Attention-seeking proponent of Darwinian evolution who lacks the courage to publicly debate proponents of other theories of our origins.
Richard Dawkins, Eugenie Scott, and other Darwin-defenders were invited to debate the Intelligent Design theorist, but it turns out they're all a bunch of darwimps.
by Warren Grommett June 26, 2018
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Darwin Akbar

Another parody of the phrase "Allah Ackbar," used most often when a suicide bomber accidentally blows himself up prematurely in a "work accident."

Technically means "Darwin is greater," but refers to the Darwin Awards which are annually given to those individuals who accidentally kill themselves in the most idiotic way, thereby (thankfully) removing their genes from the human gene pool -- a comic inversion of the concept "survival of the fittest."
After Habib prematurely blew himself up, taking Abdul and Mohammed with him, his neighbors gathered next to the rubble and shouted "Darwin Akbar!"
by Garlic M. May 17, 2007
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Darwish

A very humble and simple person; very creative and kind towards others. Mostly kind and very attractive.
You look a lot like Darwish!
by Lololm8trollersike April 18, 2017
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Darwish bin karam school

A school filled with insta celebrities(not really famous), rmd mdwa5 in every corner, esta4 7amani is the the school joke. Every Thursday is a boxing match & the school principle is actually the boss for making cheating allowed 😂.
Darwish bin karam school: a free ticket to get 90’s
by Oalasje March 17, 2021
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Dartism

the worship and belife of DART. Also members of this religion like to use the net at incredible speeds 24/7
Khaless belives in Dartism
by Khaless September 25, 2003
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