dandelion fairy

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.

I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.

Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......

by dalainimick March 1, 2010

Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

field of dandelions

dandelion is my super amazing gf who i love more then anyone in the world. ilysm <33 !

you know field of dandelions right? yup ! thats my amazing gf <3

by solarcalx June 28, 2022

dandelion spur

an occourance in dreams, usually making pain.... being thrown at people

OW! did he throw a manscape at you? no... it was dandelion spur.

by CrAzYdReAmEr March 29, 2008

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025