poetically damned

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

Van Damned

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

camper damper

A moist fart that occurs at some point beyond day two of camping. It lingers and adds to the plethora or aromas normally associated with camping and not showering for days. May require a confidence wipe.

After a few days of camping, drinking, and eating hotdogs over the campfire, I let out a camper damper that was so wet it sounded like it was underwater. My crack is like a slip-n-slide. The smell was best described as thick.

by mc? July 4, 2011

the Damned

Kickass punk rock band. Formed back in the 70s and still going strong

Neat neat neat, she cant afford a cannon, neat neat neat, she cant afford a gun at all

by Unknown User June 6, 2004

Damperclan

A group of people who religiously listen to the podcast Dampercast, the official podcast of generation Y on iTunes.

My friends and I started a Damperclan because we all thoroughly enjoy listening to dampercast at the University of Portland whilst drinking Miller High Life.

by ParPutt May 25, 2009

dumped by text

painful. At least wait until you see them tomorrow or call them and talk. The giver, an easy way of ridding themselves of a person who still likes/loves them and not having to deal with the look that they'll get and/or tears and/or death threats and Hell exploding. They usually don't text back to what their ex replies, leaving the receiver very confused and wondering, 'what did I do??!' For the receiver, harsh. This person may/will feel depressed for a time, ranging from a millisecond to the rest of their life. This person is usually comforted by people she/he hardly knows. Almost everyone you see is on your side, even your now ex's family. The giver, receiver, neither, or both will give their now ex's number to friends. Then the giver will receive death threats and what the hell is wrong with you? texts, over and over again. The receiver will receive texts from their ex's freinds being immature Dr. Phil's. Others will text the receiver asking them out now that they know they are single or trying to make them feel creepily wanted. The receiver will also want to think that the text was sent as a joke from one of their friends, but know that it's real. However it works out, the two don't usually talk to eachother for a while.

After I was dumped by text, I as the receiver got many texts from his friends telling me that I was their friends, my now ex was wrong, and they were my friend or in love with me. Everyone at the dance heard about it and said that they were sorry for me in at least fifteen minutes of the breakup. His friends told me to say the word and they would make him regret every letter he texted into his phone to make up that text. Another of his friends, the one who had hooked us up, said that he was now not gonna drop his title as the "love doctor" because he didn't wanna hook up innocent, loving girls with assholes who couldn't even break up with them face-to-face.

by cookee monsta December 27, 2009

Dampercast

The official podcast of generation Y. A podcast where two hosts discuss the "yes list" which consists of five topics which the hosts say yes or no to. The Dampercast also consists of reoccurring segments including "United States of Status" where they can show the ignorance of facebook users. Dampercast is a podcast by guys for guys where the most important facts of life are discussed and scrutinized. Subscribe via itunes.

My Damperclan loves listening to Dampercast at the University of Portland whilst sipping on miller high life and dampertinis.

by ParPutt June 15, 2009