Daffa

A guy who usually has the biggest dong of the friend group, he also has the best smelling cologne.

"I had a great time with a Daffa last night, his cock was massive"

by utopeeuh March 18, 2021

DAFORTHODAHISME

DAFORTHODAÏSME is a religion created by the four comrats ALI D , IGGY T (they are also known as Tony stan dragon god), RANYA D, and ANNE F.

LADA IS OUR GODESS. BOW DOWN TO HER. IF YOU DONT, WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.

WE WILL COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. WE WILL CHASE YOU LIKE A STUPID MOUSE AND THEN WE WILL SKIN YOU, BURN YOU, WE WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND BATH IN YOUR ORGANS. NOT EVEN DEATH WILL BRING YOU PEACE. AND ONCE WE ARE DONE WITH YOU, WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO OUR ONE AND ONLY SAVIOR AND RULOR: LADA DRACUL.

Also we are cannibals. Deal with the program.

Amen

DAFORTHODAHISME: Please do your daily human sacrifice and prayer to LADA if you want to be a part of our wonderful incredible and extraordinaire religion, DAFORTHODAÏ SME . I'm counting on you. Amen hihihi

by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 24, 2021

Dafoe

In light of the quite fantastic actor Willem Dafoe, a two-syllable word was created to explain something beyond comprehension and can be used in any situation to substitute or accentuate elongated and profane remarks. In a very extreme situation, one that might cause sever trauma and soiling, one is allowed to repeat the first sound and say, "Jeez!, I mean, goddammit, fuckin woah, that's....de de dede do de da, Dafoe!"

To substitute: "Holy Bitchly Ball Bite Cunting Chewy Shit Fuckee!", the message will be just as clear with, "Dafoe."

Or, to accentuate: "Jesus Christ on a Crusty Coackroach Cracker, that's Dafoe!"

by Prof. Matthew Puett December 6, 2004

Daffah

something weird, abnormal, out of the ordinary.

"Wow! Your handwriting is very daffah!"

by Her February 23, 2004

Duffoon

A bad golfer who tries to make up for their lack of skill by attempting to be a comedian, which they are also bad at.

After failing to hit his ball past the women's tee box, the duffoon launched into a failed joke about Tiger Woods, Nancy Pelosi and the 19th hole.

by JuniperMax August 14, 2011

yaffle daffle

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.

Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.

by Honourmemberofyd May 11, 2009

daffy

Crazy. Madly deranged and completely nuts. Foolish; stupid or mentally imbalanced.

Common british slang for daft.

Someone should tell the building super that the daffy french woman has locked the fire escapes with padlocks again.

by soma616 October 19, 2005