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daemos

Daemos, a mysterious species that emerged shortly after what is known as the " Founding Daemos " appeared from the water. The main cause as to why the Founder came into existance is still unknown to this very day. They all have their own unique features, and are often times measured in meters. On average, they range from 2 meters to even 17 meters. While some are intelligent and others are braindead, they all have a sense of bloodlust and will hunt down humans.

Later, a sub-species named " Hybrids " were created after some experimentation. By injecting the DNA of a daemos into a human, the cells will become mixed. Some hybrids can remain sane and control their forms, other lose control in a matter of seconds. When hinting out their daemos power, their eye will become red with a sort of diamond like shape. They often times have up to 3 forms or less, depending on the strength of their genes.
Person 1: “bro look at that 14 meter”
Person 2: “you talking about a cock”
Person 1: “no, that daemos over there you horny fuck” *get crushed by its foot*
by X-phoid January 31, 2022
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dampwipe

1. (noun) The damp-wipe is the only known scientifically researched cure for swamp-ass and the like.

2. (verb) the act of dampening a towel/toilet paper/ any absorbent medium with water and then using it to remedy swamp-ass, crotch-rot, fumunda cheese, etc.
Worker 1: "Man, Ive been sweating my ass off working all day. I got some serious swampass goin on here"

Worker 2: "Sounds like you gotta dampwipe."

Worker 3: "Yea, the dampwipe cured my crotch rot."

Worker 2 to Worker 1: "Ya see? Proof. Hey, we're ordering from Zaccardi's...what do you wanna get?"
by in memory of george haney March 8, 2008
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Tank Dempsey

Fictional American marine from the video game Call of Duty World at War, playable in the Nazi zombies part of the game in downloadable maps in Shi no Numa and Der Riese (so far).
Dempsey fought in WWII against the Japanese, then he was captured and put into a horrible cell by the Japanese. So he chews himself out of the bamboo cage and kills the guards. In the game he fights against Nazis that came back to life, the story as to how he got there in the first place are not yet told in the game series, but there are many clues in the game. Most likely he was selected by German doctor Richtofen who needs help controlling the zombies which he most likely created. Dempsey is an awesome bad ass, he is around 26 years old and hates zombies. He's the kind of guy you can get along with.
1. Tank Dempsey is the best Call of Duty character ever!
2. Why can't I ever be Dempsey when playing online?
3. Why does Dempsey like Takeo
4. If they ever make a Nazi Zombies movie who will play Tank Dempsey?
by USA COD fan November 3, 2009
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Daemon Prince

A nether being from the Chaos wastes. The Chaos Wastes has breaches to both worlds. A Daemon Prince must take control of a Chaos Worshiper to transform.
A Daemon Prince from Warhammer 40k named Julie
by Warhammer fan July 28, 2009
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DAEMON TOOLS

A powerful little tool that helps in emulating .ISO and other image formats (.cue, etc.) into a virtual directory. That means you can pirate stuff and install applications, games and others without much effort.
I downloaded The Sims 2 complete package with all it's expansions, and I needed to use DAEMON TOOLS to make a ".iso" file within it install the bloody thing.

Similart to: Alcohol 120%
by A name not in use_ July 23, 2010
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Damp Pie

A cream pie on the face that is underwhelming and disappointing. Just left with a moist face.
Person 1: “heeey, how was last night. He was smoking hot!”

Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”
by DisDickDamp July 5, 2019
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damp samuel

Similar to a wet willy, but with the nose; When someone wets their finger and sticks it up your nose.
Gross! I got damp Samuel'd. He stuck his finger up my nose!
by djmills046 October 9, 2009
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