The DaBaby Paradox

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

by 911 what's your mom-i mean eme April 2, 2021

Robin Dabank

A stupid joke that’s supposed to sound like you’re robbing the bank but it could get you in some serious trouble.

Banker: Can I get your name?
Person 1: Sure it’s Robin
Banker: Last name?
Person 1: Dabank
Banker: So you’re robbing Robin Dabank?

by EpicFireLess August 16, 2021

DaBaby

LESSSSSGOOOOOO

Mike: Who's your favorite rapper?
John: DaBaby!!!

by TinRelic1 March 22, 2021

Dabaranz

A word used to express when something is cool, dope, smack, good etc...

Those vans are dabaranz.

That food looks dabaranz.

by Swagmoney$$$$$ April 16, 2019

Dababysexual

Dababy sexual: Often refers to individuals who experience sexual attraction to the african american rapper “Dababy”

“Mom, Dad, I’m Dababysexual”
“I’m scared to tell my co-workers that I am Dababysexual

by hobo189 March 21, 2021

dakadak

A large attack helicopter. Term primarily used in Africa.

From the film Blood Diamond: "I need you to call in the dakadak."

by daer21 June 5, 2007

dabda

The five stages of loss:

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

Man, I was going through dabda when she dumped me...

by AngryChicken December 28, 2005