d1 eater

D1 eater is that someone who eats you like no one else before but can be upgraded from a D1 Eater to a Pro Eater. Just need to lose that D1 eater.

Him: man, she is a D1 eater
Friend: I got myself a Pro Eater
Him: I should upgrade to Pro because you ain't flinching for getting pegged anymore.

by d1pss December 5, 2023

D1 Hater

a professional hater. D1 refers to division 1, the highest-ranking and most competitive division of college sports.

Person 1: x thing is stupid, I hate x thing
Person 2: I haven't seen you ever enjoy a single thing that isn't Wendy's or World of Warcraft. Bopsin, you're a D1 hater.

by Professor Dubya December 2, 2024

d1 sketch

When a guy named Zach revs his car so much. To the point where he holds his phone out with his Snapchat link. Further inspection, he’s posted up in an alley looking like a D1 sketch.

That guy Zach is a D1 sketch.

Dude! He’s D1 sketch ✍️ yikes!

His gang is pretty D1 Sketch :0

by skinnytop21 August 10, 2024

D1 failure

someone who's a day 1 failure n can't seem to do anything right in their lives n always messes up somehow n self sabatoges n hates everything abt themselves.(me)

"that bitch over there is a D1 failure

by dmvv.207 May 18, 2024

D1 Baby

The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.

After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.

by Doubleghost August 8, 2025

D1 yapper

A professional who never stops talking, they always run their mouth

Yappington has to be the best professional yapper in the league being one of the only d1 yappers

by Runaway_Dreams April 2, 2024

D1 Pooper

Somebody Who poops a lot

and also eats taco bell 24/7

Guy 1: ohh my stomach... ima go take a dump
Guy 2: D1 pooper. youve pooped like 6 times already.

by LiquidMayFilm July 20, 2024