y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s

“You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop”

Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”

by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

by P A I N August 17, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d

I don't want to live but I don't want to die

im depressed i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d

by it will be ok August 10, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

D.E.C.I.B

An acronym for one of the great laws of the universe,"Don't Eat Cookies In Bed." This is a good law to follow seeing that a bed of cookies makes and uncomfortable sleep.

Kid:(brings cookies into bedroom)
Mother:"D.E.C.I.B"

Person1: "That was a crappy sleep"
Person2: "D.E.C.I.B"

by Rusty Musty November 13, 2006

d i c k b a b e

A sexy pre-op Trans Woman.

Dave: Damnn! Dude! Check out that d i c k b a b e!!
Kyle: What?!?!?!

by A d i c k b a b e July 8, 2018