condor

A bird that has an appetite for small children and babies. Sometimes known to raise babies as their, but usually eat them once they get big enough.

A condor just swooped down and grabbed my baby from the backseat of my convertible! help me!

by dustin v (a.k.a) d-ruck October 26, 2005

Condor

Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.

Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.

by Marauding8_Antisec October 15, 2012

California Condor

An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.

The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.

by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007

cydork

A person that always has an electronic device attached to their body. The most popular expression of cydorkism is wearing bluetooth headsets.

Yeah, my dad always wears that bluetooth head set. What a cydork.

by Morgan Drake September 19, 2007

condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

Condoriano

Someone who is pretending to be part of something he is not.

You are one of us Condoriano.

by TheAmazingBabos August 9, 2022

Condor

To "condor" someone (v.). When someone is either sleeping or resting and is being deliberately awaken by another person, known or unknown, for completely unjustified reasons, often motivated by a other persons need to share meaningless information or ask non urgent questions. Common in travelling situations when your companions are asleep but you want them to see something and wake them up.

On a bus:
-"Hey hey, wake up, look through the window, quick"
-"Did you just condor me to show me a dog on the street?!"

At home:
-"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think what colour of these sneakers should I order?"
-" Stop condoring me around stupid bs! Let me sleep, this can wait"

by Markogianni January 9, 2023