cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

Cyanide and Happiness

Unlike the dumbass who just made an opinion above me. Its a web comic with hilarious jokes. Some people don't like it, some people do. You can find the series in www.explosm.net

Guy 1: Cyanide and happiness is so awesome!!!
Guy 2: It sucks dicks.

by Bicko August 25, 2007

Cyanidetakun

A wonderful person, who you will hopefully have the pleasure of meeting someday.

I was talking to Cyanidetakun last night and she literally made me cream my pants.

by MissAnonymous November 6, 2007

cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008

Chaniah

Chaniah’s are nice and sweet but can fight and mean and very cute and always have friends but doesn’t trust them Chaniah’s have a great personality.Chaniah’s sleep most of the time and don’t care about nothing except for the person they love.

Chaniah looks good and pretty today.
Chaniah was sleep in class.

by Alexa carman October 26, 2018