Curfuckled

When you're very confused about something that makes you question if you're an idiot or not.

After reading that text message I got so curfuckled that I started to question myself.

by CaliBoy18 July 11, 2020

cumfucked

thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise

Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.

by The CobbMaster May 16, 2015

Cuntfuckery

When the X calls or texts the girlfriend with attempts to undermine you and tell her all about what an asshole she perceives you to be but the girlfriend has your back.

Barbra pulled some serious cuntfuckery yesterday... she texted my girlfriend to tell her what an asshole she thinks I am.

by Hortelius February 18, 2019

texas cuntfucker

The act of shitting in your partners mouth and your proceeds to give you a blow job with the shit still in their mouth

Yo Nigga I gave Tyrone a Texas cuntfucker last night

by infant annahilator September 5, 2014

Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

Catfucker

a gorgeous beautiful woman who makes out with 5 men a night at local frats

Damn that girl was definately catfucker.

by KSKsquad November 21, 2004

CONFUCKEDICATE

The term used when describing man-kinds constant state of De-Evolution

WE ARE SO CONFUCKEDICATED AND CAUGHT UP IN THE "AMERICAN DREAM" WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR "NATTY ROOTS."

THE SLOW AND STEADY CONFUCKEDICATION OF OUR RACE BEGAN BEFORE OUR TIME.

by BE-THE-CHANGE-YOU-WANT-TO-SEE April 24, 2010