speaking in cursive

when the homie is spitting so hard that they just can't be understood. like wtf did those words actually come out your mouth? did i hear that correctly?

when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand
homie: see that would never happen because the moment she decides that she wants to play me i already decided along ass time ago that I was going to play her, so really she's only playing herself

you: damn g, you speaking in cursive
by homiejandg July 27, 2020
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Frantic cursive

When you realise you are running time on a project and the stress makes your body go into hypre-mode, causing you to write in scribbles.
A: Any idea what this drug is?
B: Idk, the doctor was writing with frantic cursive or something
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Speaking cursive

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.
Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.
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Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie
by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020
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He or she who sexts. Sends sext messages.
"Stay away from the one who writes in cursive"
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Cursive Writing

The only way known to mankind to write in gibberish

No wonder you got an F on every test
"Cursive writing, another form of pure, insufferable pain"
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Cursive

A mythical text used throughout history but unreadable to those who are not trained.
This ancient text is also used now by people who want to look smart.
Person 1: what does this say?
Person 2: oh it's cursive, yeah I never learnt to read cursive

Person 3: hohoho you are all fools, this only says "the fastest ways to find an idiot who uses their knowledge to insult you is to pretend to not know cursive"
Person 1&2: *stare*
Person 3: wait a minute
by AvixK February 29, 2020
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