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Guyfriend's Curse

From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."
I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.
by Roman-Guy June 16, 2010
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Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.
"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"
by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020
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God's Cure

A mixture of cocaine, black tar heroin, and insulin. Heated together to form a thick liquid that is usually injected into the user's veins usually making them go insane. Found in smaller towns.
by God_Of_Femboys February 20, 2021
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Mimas's curse

Mimas's curse is in reference to something that would usually happen when going to google images and typing in the name of a moon plus the word moon after that and how if you scrolled far enough you would always find an image of Mimas instead of the moon you're looking for.
These days this curse doesn't really exist anymore but it used to in around late 2019 to middle 2020.

These days Mimas's curse isn't Mimas's anymore but different moons take it's place however when you repedetly get an image of a moon you weren't searching for it is still calledm Mimas's curse.
A: Hey, I'm trying to fid a good image of Enceladus but only Mimas and/or Titan keep showing up
B: Ah, Mimas's curse strikes again!
by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 25, 2021
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The Programmer's Curse

When learning a new language, unless your first working sample is "Hello World" you will be cursed and will struggle to use that language for anything useful.
I was learning Ruby on Rails but because I didn't start with a "Hello World" example, I've been struggling with it from Day One.

Bob: "Hey, Jim. I can't seem to understand why my Ruby on Rails project just won't work."
Jim: "Did you start with a basic "Hello World" example to show you understand the basics?"
Bob: "Heck no! Why would I waste my time."
Jim: <smh> "Well, good luck, Jim. You've cursed yourself with The Programmer's Curse.
by h4rper August 28, 2019
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The Liar’s Curse

Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.
The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liar’s Curse.
by Cheerio_Thief May 13, 2020
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The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab
Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭
by ALJ69 August 9, 2023
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