Cuntstipated

When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.

Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.

by Dr. Defined April 8, 2019

colin curbstomp

Colin likes to curbstomp people

Sorry cant talk right now Colin is "Curbstomping" me now. Colin Curbstomp

by jonjishelvi June 1, 2018

cuntstomer

abusive, unreasonable customer who is acting like a cunt.

I have to go and serve those fucking cuntstomers today!

by cuntstomer service June 13, 2012

Curbstomp Kayla

Someone who gets really frustrated with annoying teammates and decides the best way to deal with it is to curbstomp their ass.

after the trivia game she went all curbstomp kayla on her own teammate

by the ante pasta October 10, 2010

cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

Carbon Curbstomp

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

Cuntstump

1 Noun: The remnants of a vagina after female castration
2 Noun: A person whom displays the qualities of a castrated vagina, including, but not limited to: Being dull, insensitive, short, unnattractive, painful to behold, pathetic, vacant of sensation, messy, scarred, etc.

"Susan is such a fucking cuntstump, why'd she tell my husband about Brian?"

by God October 28, 2004