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Cuntry manor

A vagina that is so large that it employs staff to maintain it. The workforce includes a topiary designer, irrigation expert and livestock manager to name but a few. Also a tourist attraction frequented by individuals, but rarely by familes.
Lisa was recruiting for a groundskeeper at her Cuntry Manor.
by barryballbags May 31, 2022
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cuntry grammer

1. when a person's mouth starts to emulate a vagina and starts spitting out piss poor sentences.
2. when a person starts talking like a pussy.
damn, justin was bein yella bout everythin tonight. first off, he wouldn't jump off the water touwer, then he tol me he had to call his momma to see whas for supper, and then he tell me, his girlfriend ain't let him see "pg-13" movies anymure. he was sure speakin in cuntry grammer.
by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt
-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing
by Betty Thorny November 20, 2010
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Cuntry Hand Towel

When a female licks the piss off a dick.
Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.
by MagicV July 15, 2016
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Cuntry Boy

A country boy who wears his hat leaned down on the middle of his forehead with the back sitting on the top of his head like a jackass, holds his hand up with 4 fingers for every picture, and jerks off to men
“Would you look at that Bill, it’s a true cuntry boy!”
“Dude he looks so cool he’s gonna get so many minors on his cock!”
by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025
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Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!
by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023
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