Cuntry manor

A vagina that is so large that it employs staff to maintain it. The workforce includes a topiary designer, irrigation expert and livestock manager to name but a few. Also a tourist attraction frequented by individuals, but rarely by familes.

Lisa was recruiting for a groundskeeper at her Cuntry Manor.

by barryballbags May 31, 2022

cuntry grammer

1. when a person's mouth starts to emulate a vagina and starts spitting out piss poor sentences.
2. when a person starts talking like a pussy.

damn, justin was bein yella bout everythin tonight. first off, he wouldn't jump off the water touwer, then he tol me he had to call his momma to see whas for supper, and then he tell me, his girlfriend ain't let him see "pg-13" movies anymure. he was sure speakin in cuntry grammer.

by thee hammer October 8, 2007

cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt

-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing

by Betty Thorny November 18, 2010

Cuntry Hand Towel

When a female licks the piss off a dick.

Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.

by MagicV July 15, 2016

Cuntry thursday

A day where you have sexual intercourse with them country girls

Oh hey bob is cuntry thursday!!

by The Holy Emu King Who RulesAll May 12, 2022

Cuntry

A field full of bitches ready to pop

This house party is a god damn Cuntry Nigga!

by Jordan Jesus Peterson September 27, 2018

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023