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cunterfable

the feeling of comfort a woman has after shaving her cunt
Kisha would feel more cunterfable if she didn't have such a hairy cunt.
by jimbigdickjones May 15, 2018
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Cuntery

I dont have time for your cuntery!
by GreyWarden47 April 3, 2019
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Counterflexing

To flex back, the no u/uni reverse card of flexing
Tim: I just got the new iPhone, best model too.
Tom: wow ok, well just counterflexing here, I just got a new Lamborghini.
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Cooterfly

Verb--a form of acrobatics in which two people support each other with their vaginal and abdominal muscles. Party #1 lies on their back and hoists up person #2 with both feet (along with accessory leg and pectoral muscles simultaneously ). Meanwhile, party #2 is hoisted up by their groin while tightening their core muscles to support the flow (true transcendence is only felt when both parties feel the flow). After about 16 seconds, both parties begin to envision that iconic scene from the 1997 film featuring Rose (Kate Winslet) and Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) flying at the mast of the ship, thinking about how rich they would become when that movie would hoist them into the big bucks.

--credit to Jen's bachelorette party 2016, OBX, 7257, 804, 4EVA
Jamie and Kimmy will cooterfly at tomorrow's pep rally
by Sunyi1288 April 18, 2020
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Cooterfly

Verb--a form of acrobatics in which two people support each other with their vaginal and abdominal muscles.

Party #1 lies on their back and hoists up person #2 with both feet (along with accessory pectoral and leg muscles) Meanwhile, party #2 is hoisted up by their groin while tightening their core muscles to support the flow (true transcendence is only felt when both parties feel said flow).

After about 16 seconds, participants begin to envision that iconic scene from the 1997 film featuring Rose (Kate Winslet) and Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) flying at the mast of the ship, carefree and alive. During this split second of freedom, both parties either think about how rich they'll become when the movie they're in becomes one of the highest earning blockbuster movies of all time...eventually, Jack will freeze to death in the Atlantic Ocean or one of the cooterfliers will fall onto the hard floor of their Mom's basement.

P.S-everyone, no matter what your race, creed or religion can "cooterfly"

P.P.S- but if you were there in the OBX, of 2006, only you will really understand
Jamie Foxx and Kimmy Cattrell will cooterfly at tomorrow's pep rally
Come to Erika Badu and Sunny Bono's yoga drop-in yoga class today, featuring a new partner move, called the "Cooterfly"
Alley McBeal pointed out that a cooterfy is the modern millennial's version of a trust fall
by Sunyi1288 April 18, 2020
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cuntery

what cunts do enit
i was the victim of some cuntery
by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020
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Cuntery

The level of "cunt energy" one has for a specific moment or event. A measurement scale of how much someone is being a cunt to others, be in a good or bad light.
"Damn, you guys wasted my cuntery."
by WarDocX August 6, 2020
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