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Cunt muffins disease (CMD)

When a girl (rarely a guy) turns from being a loveable, kind, friendly, and caring person to the exact opposite and transforms into a person with an ugly personality (a bitch). Most cases occur because of influence from others with CMD, other times is due to personal events. PMS and CMD can be easily confused, but CMD is long term. CMD is curable, depending on how sever the case is, it helps to have friends and family be honest with the subject and for the subject to be willing to change their attitude.
X was once friends with Y but X started flirting with the rest of the alphabet including Y's boyfriend Z. The reason for X doing this was because W had been doing it first and X thought she looked just as good as W. X was a victim of Cunt muffins disease (CMD) due to W having CMD first.
by YourfriendlyIMVUuser September 26, 2012
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cock head cunt muffin

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends
Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin
by Tomas C April 17, 2010
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cum guzzleing cunt muffin

that bitch was a cum guzzleing cunt muffin
by muffinlover420 August 6, 2019
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carrot cake cunt muffin

the firecrotch that lives in room 202, Jwhat? Jaywoooo
the fire crotch in room 202 is a carrot cake cunt muffin.
by jamesdondero December 9, 2008
mugGet the carrot cake cunt muffinmug.

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.
I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016
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Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down
Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.
by Tysm February 24, 2021
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Cunt muffin

A chubby or fat vagina, not to be confused with a camel toe. See FUPA.
I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017
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