Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."
by Internet Black Knight October 24, 2010
Get the cunteloupe mug.counselours can be overall good people if they give a damn. if they dont they can ruin your life without mercy and make you feel like shit.
school counselors: distgusting pigs who can ruin suicidal children lives without care about their feelings
work counselors: most likely good people they did take lessons on how to treat greiving people. and can probably help you.
school counselors: distgusting pigs who can ruin suicidal children lives without care about their feelings
work counselors: most likely good people they did take lessons on how to treat greiving people. and can probably help you.
school counselors:Wow! Mrs.McDonald ruined Jordans life by telling her parents he was suicidal! WHAT A PIG!
work counselors:Yess! now Jordan has his life together and can live independently.
work counselors:Yess! now Jordan has his life together and can live independently.
by whyihatethem October 8, 2009
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by Jalaina Thurman April 13, 2008
Get the counselor mug.If a student has had a catastrophic experience, a tragedy, an emotional upheaval that leaves that student unable to physically sit through class, has not slept in over 18 hours, is unable to complete course work, and/ or does not feel prepared for the next day's assignment(s)/assessment(s), a student may ask to be counseled-out and counselors may counsel a student out of class; they may also discuss the possibility of the student’s going to the Clinic, going home, or some other means by which to handle the situation.
"Kevin, I can't counsel you out again unless you're on fire. Do you understand that?"
"Um yeah, I just counseled-out of 18 classes. God I hate second trimester."
"Um yeah, I just counseled-out of 18 classes. God I hate second trimester."
by J Boarman April 4, 2009
Get the counseled-out mug.Our Lady of Good Counsel is a K-8 school in Moorestown, NJ. The kids are mostly fine, but the staff and principle rule the school like dictators, making up random rules as they teach to punish kids who they do not like. All of the teachers are women and are sexist towards boys.
It is commonly known as OLGC
It is commonly known as OLGC
by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!@! June 1, 2011
Get the Our Lady of Good Counsel mug.A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.
After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".
by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003
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Girl: OMG POG it's Ollie Counsell, I hope to become one of his sidebitches one day. He is so Butterdog
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