cuntstipated

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008

Cunstipated

When a woman is a absolutely pretentious twat stain, and makes others feel inadequate about themselves.

Amelia: what the hell is her problem? Is she, like, a total asshole?

Sarah: Who, Andrea? No, she's just cunstipated.

by TheJames77 May 1, 2016

cuntastic

Opposite of cuntrageous. Adjective used to describe a desirable or fantastic situation or event.

WE WON LOTTO! Cuntastic!

by Ryan September 13, 2004

Cuntastic

An absolutely smashing woman's genatalia

She pulled her undies to one side and her lesbian lover exclaimed - Wow! That looks and tastes cuntastic - it's a beaut

by Vaginia January 16, 2008

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

Cuntstick

It is what you call a very idiotic or anoying person. Saying that they have a stick in there cunt

Shut the duck up you cuntstick

by Cantthinkofausernameisalreadya February 27, 2018