CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.
If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)
After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)
Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.
If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)
After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)
Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.
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