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CUMCRAPTION

Utilized for under BELLY space exploration.
CUMCRAPTION is a space PROBER where you have to slide under the BELLY to EAT from the CRATER in order to explore the contents.

If you got a CUMCRAPTION you don't have to hold back your excitement as it will send you into orbit in a mission to planet MARS. ( I know this sounds FAGGY, and you are right, it is.)

After to quote a 1992 book ( MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS by JOHN GrAY)

Now that is not to say that women can't have a CUMCRAPTION it is just their orbit is going to be different.
by FECESRIMJOB March 23, 2021
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CumCrumb.

A move where someone inserts bread into another's anus and proceeds to eat it.
Person 1: Have you heard of the move where they insert bread up their ass and eats it?
Person 2: You mean CumCrumb.
Person 1: Wanna do it?
by TheMemeNoobGuy April 22, 2022
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A game where a group jerks off on to a saltine cracker and the last to cum on it eats it.
A game of cumming on a cracker;Cumcracker
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Cumfry

Frying something in male sperm. ; That absolute final brain-dead stage of horniness + exhaustion where your neurons are sizzling like McDonald’s fries but covered in.... You know.
“Bro was scrolling Rule34 for 3 hours straight, man’s fully cumfried.”
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"she sent one pic and i went full cumfry 😭"
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cumcritter

Girl 1: People who don't have kids are on vacation 24/7

Girl 2: It ain't my fault that you chose to birth a cumcritter
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