Cumsicle

A cumsicle can be defined in many different ways. For example, fuckboy, dick chode, fuck ass, and cumtart supreme. A cumsicle is basically a (usually heterosexual) male who lives on being a giant fucking prick.

How to spot a cumsicle:
;)
Can't draw dicks for shit
Lil dick mf
Acts like he's better than everyone
Has a cracked iPhone

Wears nothing buy Nike

Person 1: You little fucking cumsicle!
Person 2: lmao you know you love me though babe

by hellafucked November 22, 2016

Cumsicle Sandwich

A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.

I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.

by TBuck May 19, 2008

CuMCiQle

Classic Mormon Closet Queer. Pronounced Cumcicle.

Dude, that missionary guy was hitting on you. What a CuMCiQle!

by Tommyonthespot September 4, 2009

Cumsicle

Cumsicle is when semen is frozen and bitches lick it like a snack.

Jessica got a cumsicle at the sperm bank and she licked it until it was gone.

by Cumback kids July 18, 2017

cumsicle

the warm cum frozen on a stick

you make delicious cumsicles

by landin porson March 8, 2019

Cumsicle

Cumsicle

Cumsicle
The act when someone wants to get someone pregnant without sex, (or if one wants a tasteful treat) they explode cum onto a popsicle stick, and is then put into a freezer for later to be shoved up a woman’s pussy. (Or for a hot summer day)

by Lumberjack92 December 11, 2019

Cumsicle

When you freeze ur cum and give it to your girl as an ice lolly

Babe do you want a Cumsicle?

by chronometer2222 January 6, 2021