Cum Shot Surprise

1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.

2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.

Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?

by Cum Shot Surprise January 12, 2016

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018

oral cum shot

richard's password

some porn actor: ok, gimme your password
richard: my password?
porn actor: OUT WITH IT
richard: oral_cum_shot
porn actor: oral cum shot? yeah, that fit...

by the_gobi July 14, 2018

Cuban cum shot

After a Cuban male cums on a woman's face he shoots her in the face and yells "viva el revolution " and runs away.

Jose said this woman is fine as shit but she's one of Castro's ... perfect time for a Cuban cum shot.

by Rolling a Mexican October 10, 2017

Corporate Cum Shot

When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.

Matt met Lindsay and gave her a corporate cum shot.

by bel97g April 2, 2009

eye cum shot

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.

Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."

by John Plato June 11, 2008

Marijuana Cum Shot

When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).

Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.

by teriyakichild August 19, 2012