cumfuck

1. a woman who just recieved anal intercourse and a licks the seminal residue off her partner's penis.
2. a man who has just recieved an ejacualtion upon him.
3. to consume a vat of seminal fluid.
4. a person who has been beaten to a pulp, bleeding from all orfaces, therefore appearing slimy like seminal fluid.

Veronica is a cumfuck due to the fact that she enjoys swallowing large amounts of cum.

by F. Harris September 19, 2006

Curfuckis

Cur-Fuck-Iss

1. When you are in the midst of an all out fucking mess.
2. The only other logical word to use for confusion and mayhem.
3. When have a problem and you are stuck without a identifiable solution.

1. What a curfuckis.

2. What's all this curfuckis about!?

3. Well...we sure seem to be in a curfuckis..

by Curfuckingess February 14, 2012

clufuckle

When a clusterfuck combines with a debacle for the perfect storm of fuck-upness.

Letting Congress set their own salaries is a clufuckle waiting to happen.

by obxmar January 14, 2014

cucucufuud

A chair

I like that cucucufuud.

by Gooooooogggggllleee June 25, 2016

Cufuffle

To cuddle and spoon fuck all day while leaving his penis in her all day long.

Today is a perfect to to lay and cufuffle because it's raining.
I just want to cufuffle on my day off with you.

by Mamabear0901 April 25, 2017

Cuuch

Vulva pussy

I can see your cuuch

by Holcomb Gardens April 19, 2018

Cumfucker

Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.

“Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”

by anger gurl May 21, 2018