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Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.
Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)
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Crunked up

We gotst crunked up last night...party was off tha hook!
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Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.
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The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.


(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!

Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
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crunkity

to be very drunk. Most often a state a inebriation that you can't hide but might think you can, especially from parents.
Did you see George when he came home?
Yeah he was swaying side to side real bad. His mom totally caught him.

Yeah, he got pretty crunkity.
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