Crumpet

The act of a man stuffing his junk into the mouth of another person and then proceeding to poop on that persons face.

Man, that chick last night was crazy! She wanted to get a crumpet!" "Man thats sick.

by thecrumpetdeveloper November 18, 2010

crumpet

A person of African descent. (A black person).

"Crumpets love the purple drank."

by Schwamp September 7, 2007

Crumpet

Word to describe/classify your stereotypical British fucks, who are incredibly annoying, narcissistic, and like to kiss ass. They're the type of people to eat incredibly flavorless food like un-buttered stale crumpets or scones that just tastes like flour, living up to the stereotype that white people have flavorless food. They also use incredibly annoying vocabulary and like to pick on other people a lot. A disgrace to the entire British nation.

Example:

A: Hey did hear what Elizabeth said in class?
B: I know she's such a fucking scone.

Or..

A: THIS FUCKING CRUMPET KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE
B: I have a fair share of scones in my class too don't worry about it...

by greasy krispey and sexy May 24, 2018

Crumpet

The art of falling asleep when you have a obligation, like to do a destiny 2 raid or schoolwork

Hey man I totally just pulled a crumpet in my statistics class

by liTTLEMAN545 November 21, 2019

Crumpet

1)Sammyd
2) a person of little or no practical importance

That dumb fucking crumpet

by ThomasM65 December 31, 2019

Crumpet

Sexual orientation
Food

Pass me a crumpet

I identify as a crumpet

by Tom whithout a k June 17, 2020

crumpet

someone who shits so fucking much

sorry dude one second, i gotta go crumpet.

by neuqxss February 23, 2022