Cranberry Tea Bag

A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.

Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.

by Tucks91 November 1, 2010

Cranberry juice

A type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. It is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). It is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).

Hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?

No, not unless its 100% cranberry juice

by Cuz it matters October 16, 2012

cranberry sprite

The best drink in existence better than Jesus's cum it tastes so good

It's the thrist thristiest time of the year wanna cranberry sprite the answer is clear

by Cranberryspritelover April 21, 2018

Sprite Cranberry

A damn good holiday drink and also a way of telling someone what they did wasn't nice.

Some dude: You look like Peter Pan fucked an elf.
Cool Dude: That wasn't very Sprite Cranberry of you.

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

crapberrying

Using your blackberry from the shitter, the can, the john.

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Man, I almost flushed my Blackberry this morning while I was dominating a poop - a near crapberrying disaster!

by Mystery White Boy January 30, 2007

crowbert

an old man, from ancient times that was reincarnated as a crow and was caught eating diapers on the side of the road. Usually quiet, drinks a lot of alcohol and is very retarded.

"Crowbert, get your ancient ass over here and clean up that diaper!"
"Crowbert has been acting weird."

by hxc_cheeto January 11, 2008

Cranberry Trap

A "cranberry trap", not to be confused with cranberry mist is when someone cums inside a glass of cranberry juice.

Also refers to an attack from Flandre Scarlet, the extra stage boss of Touhou 6: Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil: Taboo "Cranberry Trap"

You fool! You drank my Cranberry Trap!

by Lavateinn June 21, 2020