Crouton

Crouton (ˈkro͞oˌtän) noun. Being a derivative of the french word, croûte, meaning covered in crust, this word describes an individual that is thought to look gross, disagreeable, nauseating, or nasty😷

“Felicia? Bro, you KNOW she isn’t attractive. What a crouton!”

by RJ1125 December 7, 2015

Crouton

Piece of shit stuck in someones teeth after tossing salad.

Hey Slade ! You got a crouton stuck in your teeth from the salad tossing competition earlier!

by ACWAP July 14, 2018

Crouton

A slang word for one’s teeth

“Wow you got some jacked up croutons.”

by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

Crouton

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.

Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!

by TT Pain September 8, 2010

croutons

the dingle berries aka tiny rolls of shit paper in your arse!

Todd: my wife refuses to lick my asshole!
Joey: whats thats cunts problem?
Todd: the last time that whore was tossing my salad .. she found alot of croutons!

by jesusholmes January 21, 2007

croutons

crunchy bread used in salads

Waiter, can i get some more croutons?

by hyujenbdcsxugjkbvfegdthnxs May 28, 2007

Music Crouton

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

by will bitten May 2, 2018