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cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"
by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015
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Cooties

Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
by Cdebokx February 20, 2011
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Crotes

The frilly things on the side of the paper.
Most people just call these things, "the frilly things on the side of the paper" but they're actually called Crotes.
I don't accept papers with crotes.
You left the crotes on you cristipping dopher!
You're nothing but a crote to me.

P1: I had crotes for lunch.
P2: You ate paper for lunch?
P1: Not just any paper, FRILLY paper!
by stoopidbandaid February 27, 2009
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Katie Cooties

Cooties given from a girl named Katie!
Matt: Hey Mark, whats that on your neck!! Mark: Yeah those are my Katie cooties.
by markm065 July 18, 2010
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hot cooties

A woman of hotness that includes, but is not limited to, the entire Persian race.
Example 1: Nina has hot cooties.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
by jofes11213 August 27, 2011
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Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
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kardashian cooties

When one is so sick of all of the massive exposure of the Kardashian"s marketing themselves that they just want to stay away from them or hearing about them in every way possible.
Don't put that channel on I will get the Kardashian Cooties......
by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016
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