crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.

1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"

by X-T-C October 2, 2017

Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it

by Ice June 30, 2004

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!

DJ is a sabertooth crotchcricket

by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004

Cretcher

Some combination of a creeper, stalker and/or a sketchy person. Usually found watching other people without them noticing.

My God, Brittney was watching them all night; she's such a cretcher!

by -Supafly- December 16, 2008

Crochety

When something is really bad, it is crochety.

Dude, this burger tastes crochety!

by hahadaha September 10, 2012

Crotcherazzi

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013