CrossFit 

Gay exercise

I'm joining my homosexual friends for some CrossFit.

CrossFit by Lord Zuke April 9, 2019

Crossfit 

The capacity to endure severe physical pain for set periods of time. Some may find this addictive.

His back ached. His legs ached. His arms ached. He could barely get out of bed his abs were so sore. And yet, he couldn't stop thinking about the next crossfit class.

Crossfit by AthleticSaffa December 1, 2020

crossfit 

An exercise regimen enjoyed by Midwestern gorilla juice heads most named Tony

Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:

*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony
*vagina tony
*crossfit tony
*hawaii tony
*pilot tony

Let's grab hawaii Tony and do some thrusters for the crossfit wod!

crossfit by Crossfit Tony August 14, 2010

Crossfitter 

A person that workouts alot and has no time to argue with the haters about crossfit

Crossfitters are fucking strong man\
Dude that Crossfit is ripped

Crossfitter by CrossFit Is Good November 2, 2016

Crossfit goggles 

A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.

Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."

Crossfit goggles by CFLT July 30, 2013

CrossFit Strong 

The kind of strong you get doing CrossFit workouts. Similar to "country strong." The men and women that do CrossFit Workouts rarely change in size, so the aren't huge, but they are extremely strong and have great endurance. Similar to country farm boys that do functional work daily. No abs can compare to the greatness of CrossFit abs. Total core workout.

Weightlifter: dude, you are not very big to be deadlifting all that weight, you need a weight belt.

CrossFitter: this is just my warm-up

Weightlifter: but you aren't a huge muscle head, like all my buds.

Crossfitter: no, I'm CrossFit strong!

CrossFit Strong by Grove Girl June 17, 2011

liver crossfit 

Liver crossfit, much like ordinary crossfit, is a strenuous routine exercise plan...

For your liver.

Anyone committed to drinking alcohol to excess regularly is already partaking in said program. Some pretty basic exercises include throw-ups, black-outs, and shotgunning.

Statistics show that approximately 1 in 12 American adults are dependent on liver crossfit! Join the masses! Get your liver PUMPED now!
Call 1-800-ALC-KILL

"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit."

liver crossfit by KKKisforNoScopers September 4, 2016