Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

by Toochie May 26, 2006

crunchetunaroll

1) A very strange situation that results in confusion.
2) An opportunity in which odd circumstances are revealed and explained.

Me and Kim had a crunchetunaroll last night. We found out we had actually known each other for years!

by lov3anonymous May 20, 2009

conchetumare

una persona con un IQ muy bajo, ¨ignorante¨ ¨ijueputa¨ïmbecil¨puede tener un nivel de conciencia muy bajo por lo cual no actúa con querencia y puede a enojarse con gran facilidad y expulsar un grito parecido al de un tlacuache.
se le recomienda alejarse de ese tipo de persona por que puede llegar a causar grandes desastres

ey tu ´conchetumare´que haces teniendo relaciones con mi hámster

by mamahuevo May 15, 2020

crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.

look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.

by gay-potato December 10, 2019

sloppy cronchite

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

by SD_21 December 14, 2008