Coomer

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,

Mohamed Kaid is a coomer.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coomer

Person who lives or depends on the pleasure of orgasming multiple times a day, generally being a sad degenerate person.

Twitch streamer by the name of Hasanabi is a Coomer, aka 9 /11 Andy or Poo Poo Piker.

by Chief__Keef November 18, 2019

Coomer

Coomer is an internet meme based on an illustration of a scraggly male character who is mocked as an excessive masturbator. More broadly, coomer (with a lowercase C) is an often ironic insult for an oversexed young man or, more generally, a loser.

That guy is such a Coomer

by DaBabySussyBalls October 11, 2021

Cramer

the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl

Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!

by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010

Crokered

To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.

Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.

by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018

Cromper

A big fat man who participates in the art of "Chub and Tuck".

Damn, that teacher is a real Cromper.

by good old max February 5, 2019

Coomer

A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach

Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!

by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021