cogshorp

a cross breed between a cow, horse, pony, goat, and sheep

old mcdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
and on that farm he had a cogshorp
E-I-E-I-O

by kangaroorider December 15, 2012

Croissantula

A hairy spider.

"I woke up this morning and there was croissantulas in my bafroom,"

by Fearless26 April 15, 2010

crocs

quite possibly the ugliest but most comfortable shoes ever. everyone wears them from babies to old farts and rich kids to poorish kids. they are very heinous looking.

person one: ohmygaed...my home ec teacher is wearing the same crocs i am!!

person two: well thats your own damn fault. stop following the trends, idiot.

by lykeomgewwww June 24, 2006

crocs

The universal symbol of a man who has given up hope.

Aladeen: What's wrong with Crocs?
Nuclear Nadal: They are the universal symbol of a man who has given up hope!

by darktea October 24, 2012

croosh

(n) Short form of "crucial," refers to anything that is particularly noteworthy or commendable; an object of high appeal

"I might disagree with the man on many counts, but you have to admit that Escalade is crooshin'"

"Dawg, quit hatin' on Republicans: tax cuts are so croosh, yo"

by D$ May 13, 2005

croggling

the act of a swimmer getting so stressed at practice, sad, or gets hurt so bad they cry in their goggles.

our practice was so bad today. everyone was croggling

by crazyswimmer149 March 7, 2019

garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 6, 2022