chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

crackie chan

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.

Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.

by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009

CROCKED

When playing video games (typically multi-player FPS games), being 'CROCKED' is a level above being 'Cracked' in terms of your playing ability and performance. You have ascended to another level of play, and the enemy players don't stand a chance.

You aren't just 'in the zone', you are beyond it. You're CROCKED.

Boys, I'm feeling absolutely CROCKED tonight.

I'm getting CROCKED later tonight when we play Valorant.

I've just downed a Redbull, and now I'm CROCKED out of my mind.

by Aspheriaaa June 29, 2021

crockery

The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.

The University of YouTube is a vestibule of crockery for the conspiracy buff.

by G Wizz March 1, 2017

Super Ateri Crockett

a super ateri crocket is a person or thing that is not cool or not funny

josh monson was like im hanging with you tonight my response was super ateri crockett your a fucking loser

by Arthur Denmon June 11, 2008

crockenstocks

the foam version of Birkenstocks that look like a combination of Crocs and Birks

PERSON 1: “Are those your new Crocs??”
PERSON 2: “Naw bro, these are my crockenstocks!”
PERSON 1: “Those are sick!”
PERSON 3: *Runs in with a bag* *Steals crockenstocks!* *Runs away*
PERSON 2: No! They were so squishy and comfortable!
PERSON 1: Do you need a tissue?

by JLC24 September 1, 2018

Crockimifinication

The process of spouting nonsense. Crock- To spout nonsense

"hey friend"
"Crockimifinication"
"what"
"Exactly."

by FluxDefines April 24, 2022