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cocked out 

1. A party, event, or congregation where the number of males is significantly higher than the number of females.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.
1. That frat party was cocked out man! It was a fucking sausage fest in there.

2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.

3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.
cocked out by oneOFemPIMPS April 5, 2009
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slobber cocked 

It refers to being extremely drunk.
"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked
slobber cocked by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009

Mob Cocked 

when some one puts something together poorly or when an/ object(s) is used for something other than its intended purpose
"i can't believe how mob cocked that porch is." "it wasint working right, so i had to mob cock it together". " i wouldnt ride that bike, it's all mobbed cocked together".
Mob Cocked by noodles 74 July 8, 2012
It is being cornered and/or blocked in by a male (and possibly his male friend) at a bar or club or anywhere and you can't get away from him no matter what you say while trying to be polite and no matter how hard you try to make an exit, he won't let you. He stands in front of you while you're sitting at the bar scoping the room. When you go to the ladies room, he is waiting outside the door. Wherever you go he is there.
I tried to leave the bar the other night but this guy would not leave me alone. He kept talking and talking and wouldn't shut up. I got up to go to the ladies room and he followed me. When I wanted to step outside he walked with me. When I went to leave the bar he wanted to walk me out to my car. Then he wanted to follow me home acting as if he was worried if I could drive. All night, he had me cocked in!
Cocked In by Cherie Live October 6, 2013

Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.
Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.
Counter Cocked by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016

Half-Cocked 

being about half drunk
after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked
Half-Cocked by justin August 4, 2004

cocked off 

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.
The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.
cocked off by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009