cristiano ronaldo

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR

Cristiano ronaldo is the G.O.A.T of football

by siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 1, 2021

Dirty cristian

When someone is having sex in a church or cemetery with a dead body

You are being sentenced to death row for pulling a dirty Cristian

by Zek April 17, 2020

Cristian

A straight up pimp who don't love them hoes a rich succesful multi-milllionaire who gets all the girl as soon as he steps in the room can be very charming and has a million dollar smile and has the strongest weed/wax in the united states

Did you see his stack on money?
I wish I can smoke like him
Dayum bro he took yo girl
I wish cristian was my pimp so I can make money like him

by 420dailydabber November 14, 2013

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.

Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..

by Official Batman May 2, 2018

cristian

nicest kid in the whole world.
that is super musically talented.
and is amazing at art.
always puts a smile on your face.

and i bet hes super good at running too.

meow.cristian

by meoowwkittycat May 5, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo

The greatest footballer to ever play the game . He has been number for the past 10 years, often regarded better than Maradona, Leo Messi and even Pélé
He is the greatest player in,before and after generation.
Synonyms; G.O.A.T, CR7, Uefa Cristiano League

Cristiano Ronaldo deserved the 2018 Ballon d'or
The G.O.A.T Just scored a hattrick in the UCL semis

by Slaat February 5, 2020

Cristian

One broke ass nigga

man 1: "You know the nigga cristian or zzylus on instagram"
man 2: "yeah he broke ass shit

by @Kami_daddy May 27, 2019