Crispycreampie

When you cream pie your sexual partner, they let the semen marinate in there ass or vagina over night until it’s crispy.

I totally should have showered last night, my pus is a crispycreampie...

by Crispycreampie October 4, 2019

crispin giles gilbert

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.

There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall

by fotbf=erfd April 23, 2021

crisp rat

A misunderstanding and mix up of American actor; Chris Pratt and a charred rodent

"Dude did you see the new Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah man, crisp rat did an awesome job as the Star Lord"

by Dudewtfaye August 1, 2017

Crispy Richard

A Crispy Richard is when a fried chicken leg is stuck up someone's butt-hole and when it is pulled out, the meat is gone and only the bone comes out.

Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.

by dance-milk January 11, 2009

crispy x

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Typically followed by and 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation.

"Its a crispy morning x"
"Looking good, feeling crispy x"
"That is some crispy water x"

by crispy123 December 28, 2018

Crispy Boy

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light

Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.

by Mr Smeed September 27, 2017

Goat-Crispy

Well done, over-the-top in a good way.

Bob's meticulously restored vintage car is the goat-crispy!

by ThePeoplesLanguage May 12, 2015