People with this name are the most amazing people on the planet. They are super loyal, have a little dark humor, and are definitely the main character. They are shy when you first meet them but once you get to know them they are crazy, loud, fun people. They are also really chill, they could sit around with some LED lights and watch a movie on Netflix.
by urbydef_21 March 4, 2021
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Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.
He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.
He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.
"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"
'No, when were they discovered?'
"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."
'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'
"Neither did I"
'No, when were they discovered?'
"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."
'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'
"Neither did I"
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Get the Dirty cristian mug.A straight up pimp who don't love them hoes a rich succesful multi-milllionaire who gets all the girl as soon as he steps in the room can be very charming and has a million dollar smile and has the strongest weed/wax in the united states
Did you see his stack on money?
I wish I can smoke like him
Dayum bro he took yo girl
I wish cristian was my pimp so I can make money like him
I wish I can smoke like him
Dayum bro he took yo girl
I wish cristian was my pimp so I can make money like him
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Get the Cristian mug.Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.
Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..
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that is super musically talented.
and is amazing at art.
always puts a smile on your face.
and i bet hes super good at running too.
that is super musically talented.
and is amazing at art.
always puts a smile on your face.
and i bet hes super good at running too.
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