Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.
man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.
by V and G September 27, 2009
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crisco ass

a bitch with a very fat ass that has a celulite exterior and it has the feeling of crisco.
damn i was ass ramming suzie last weekend damn that ho has a crisco ass
by Rtay January 05, 2006
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wristwatch crisco

I had a hard time stuffing my digits into her asshole until I slathered on some wristwatch crisco.
by Bouncy orange April 02, 2008
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crisco fisting

After I saw her bodacious tits I went home and started Crisco fisting myself I masturbated untill my arm was sore not to mention my dick.
by Chicagodave May 01, 2015
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Crisco Disco

Dance party where you put Crisco on the floor and slide around -- esp in an empty apartment that you're moving into/out of.
You're moving!? Let's have a Crisco Disco!
by julesnew May 29, 2019
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ass-crisco

ass-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the ass-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness.
Nina- This hot guy was totally hitting on me.
Kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your ass-crisco all the way over here.
by freenopa. October 14, 2010
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crisco cowboy

a gay person who likes to dress in cowboy gear.
Damn look at all the CRISCO COWBOYS and the CW bar tonight !
yeah honey they are HOT ! but they'll never give us a spangle neckless, they only want to eat their OWN beef chowder !
by pooter September 15, 2004
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